Welcome! You have found the official website for the San Antonio Hash House Harriers! What’s that mean? SAH3 is…
- 21-and-older only (if you’re not 21+, we will wait)
- A social drinking club
- With a running/walking problem (usually only a 2-4 mile problem)
- A safe space with no violence or drama allowed
Want to learn more? Check out our FAQs. If this sounds like your kind of fun, then come out and join us for a hash!
We are now hashing on our fall/winter schedule, every Sunday at 3:30 p.m., anywhere in the San Antonio, TX area. The starting point and time for our run each week can be found below or by calling the Hash Hotline, 210.BIGG.YAK (210.244.4925).
For more information, contact us here.
Seriously, you must be at least 21 years old. If you’re not of age, don’t cry, you baby. The hash was founded in 1938, it will still be around by the time you’re legal.
***Don’t see updated hash information? Don’t panic, just check back Sunday morning.
Hashers and Half-minds are sometimes last minute!***
What: #1576, The 8th Anal Spanksgiving!!
When: Sunday November 22nd, at 3:30pm
Hares: Down N’ Dirty and Doktor Spankenstein
Where: Down N’ Dirty’s/Doktor Spankenstein’s Compound, 719 Vegas Rio.
Theme: Fetish/leather/pleather/whips/chains or whatever else floats your boat. Prizes for best male/female outfits.
Cost: Still just $5!
Directions from the airport: From the airport take 410W to IH-10W to 1604E and Exit “Kyle Seale/Hausman”. Take a right on Kyle Seale, then a left on Ruidosa Downs (Sonoma Ranch subdivision, gate code 0719). Follow Ruidosa Downs to Santa Domingo and turn right, then make a left on Vegas Rio.
Words from the hare: Trail will be around 3 miles and you’ll need the usual hash gear. There may be a turkey/eagle split. Cum in your regular hashing outfit and change into your unmentionables for circle because we don’t want to permanently scar our neighbors. That being said, our backyard is completely private so any outfit (or lack thereof) goes. Be creative and wow the crowd to get their vote for best outfit.
On-after will be at our place, so if you like bring a little side dish to share and a favorite beverage . We will provide sodas/water and some beer. Bring a towel if you plan on getting wet….oh and for the pool too if you’re planning on getting in the water.
As always: carpool if you can so we can avoid having too many cars parked on our street and have a designated driver/Über if you plan on drinking.
Looking forward to seeing you wankers there.
ON-AFTER: Pool/hot tub