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You have found the official website for the San Antonio Hash House Harriers! What’s that mean?  SAH3 is…

  • 21-and-older only (if you’re not 21+, we will wait)
  • A social drinking club
  • With a running/walking problem (usually only a 2-4 mile problem)
  • A safe space with no violence or drama allowed

Want to learn more? Check out our FAQsIf this sounds like your kind of fun, then come out and join us for a hash!

We start our fall/winter hashing schedule on September 25th, anywhere in the San Antonio, TX area. Details coming soon
For more information, contact us here.

Seriously, you must be at least 21 years old. If you’re not of age, don’t cry, you baby.  The hash was founded in 1938, it will still be around by the time you’re legal. 

***Don’t see updated hash information? Don’t panic, just check back Friday morning.
Hashers and Half-minds are sometimes last minute!***

4 December Trail

Cum early to SAH3 #1630 to celebrate not ONE, but TWO sexy Harriettes’ beerthdays this Sunday, 4 December 2016 at McAllister Park at 3:00PM.

********************************NOTE: EARLY START TIME!!! 3:00 show, hares off promptly at 3:30.

With a trail event this fabulous and devious, Blew Hole & Titty Titty Gang Bang needed the help of 3 manly men to satisfy all their hashy birthday wishes.

And who else but Pearlz, Tummy and Dr Spankenstein to provide the muscley meat candles and make their wettish dreams cum true.
But with all the extra drippy testosterone, FOUR trails got laid yet only ONE is true !

Yes, you read that right! 4 trails, but only one is the true trail.

It’s up to you halfminds to find the right trail & follow your hares to the one and only On-Home for a raucus & raunchy hashy beerthday circle.
Mutliple trails are multliplee orgasmic- trust us…we are the hares.

********************************3:00PM EARLY START, 3:00PM EARLY START !!

Don’t fret the early start…in fact, you don’t even need to shower & dress. Crawl out of bed and cum in your most comfy PJs, onesies, lingerie or bathrobe. If you sleep in the buff, we won’t judge- we love birthday suits! If you sleep with your pooch, that’s cool too- bring it along as this A to B trail is dog friendly.

D-erections: google it!
Momaks, McAllister Par
13838 Jones Maltsberger Rd
San Antonio, TX 78247

Questions or lost? Contact Blew Hole at 940-232-0668 to complain.

On after: Bushwood CC
13800 Jones Maltsberger Rd
San Antonio, TX 78247