This is the official website of the San Antonio Hash House Harriers. These pages may include foul language and occasional partial nudity. If you are browsing for drugs or pornography, sorry, this is not your page.
Because we link to other pages of interest and to local Hash House Harrier group pages as a courtesy to our readers, we may link to pages which have links to pornography or illegal activities of which we have no control. If you find such a page, contact the editor and give the URL of the page and list of the page titles and URLs you accessed to get there. We are an adult site, however we do not intentionally wish to offend our intended readership – all Hash House Harriers, including the milder hashes – by going overboard. The appearance of hyperlinks does not constitute endorsement by the San Antonio Hash House Harriers.
By willingly running with the Hash House Harriers, this kennel or any other, you agree that your actions are done at your own risk. If you get hurt, injured, trampled or killed, you agree it is your own fault and not that of the hash. Please remove yourself from the trail so that others may get through. All medical/court/funeral expenses are solely yours. Furthermore, by viewing this website, you promise you will not hold the San Antonio Hash House Harriers, their male members or female members, committee, webmaster, hares or anyone else, responsible for anything that may or may not happen in connection with your ineptitude and inability to click on any or all of the correct buttons or links contained in this or any other website on or off the Internet. If you decide to take up hashing because of your decision to read this or any other website, you agree that you are now and will always be branded an arsehole and that the decision to do so was entirely yours. All rights reserved.
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We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Yield to pedestrian in crosswalk. You must be present to win. Your canceled check is your receipt. I once had a fish named Edward. Your mileage may vary. This notice supersedes all previous notices. Well, except the last one. The last one was pretty good, so it still counts. Besides, what the hell are you doing reading this far down? Christ man, get a flippin’ life. Go hash.