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    You have found the official website for the San Antonio Hash House Harriers! What’s that mean?  SAH3 is…
  • 21-and-older only (if you’re not 21+, we will wait)
  • A social drinking club
  • With a running/walking problem (usually only a 2-4 mile problem)
  • A safe space with no violence or drama allowed

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SAH3 #1676 TMNT’s Birthday Yang Trail
When: Sunday, 9-24-17 @ 3:30 PM
Hares: Too Many Naughty Trannies & Just Brad
Where: Empty Lot behind Auto Zone @ 15102 Nacogdoches Rd, San Antonio, TX 78247
DeErections from the Airport: take Loop 410 East → exit Nacogdoches → Left on Nacogdoches → 7.5 miles with an S turn @ Thousand Oaks → Autozone will be on the right → find the sketchily empty lot at the rear.
Cost: $5
Theme: Anything scary, because…
Words from the Hares:
• TMNT is teaching yet another Just how to mislead a pack to warm beer!
• It’s TMNT’s birthday trail, so fuck him!
• Help us properly fuck off Banananananananana Who Ate It!
• The first Sunday trail of the year.
• Your liver may not be done paying you back for the Clark Bar Pub Crawl, so show it what you think of its opinion.
These are a few scary alternative facts for this upcoming trail that I will neither acknowledge nor refute. If you are not swayed by these uncertainties, then join us with a good attitude, a thirst for beer, cranium lamps, dry foot wear, a sense of adventure, and a thirst for more beer. Trail ranges somewhere around three miles with shiggy level worthy of eye protection. Trail is dog friendly (some neighborhoods); on after may be…they have a front patio.
On After: Krystal’s Cocktails @ 12536 Nacogdoches Rd, San Antonio, TX 78217
Pre-Lube: Krystal’s Cocktails if you’re smart.
On on!
P.S. Being that I have to focus a bit more on adulting this week, I am looking for a few volunteers with spacious vehicles to ferry folks from B to A (or something like that). Cheers in advance!

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