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    Welcome! You have found the official website for the San Antonio Hash House Harriers! What’s that mean?  SAH3 is…
  • 21-and-older only (if you’re not 21+, we will wait)
  • A social drinking club
  • With a running/walking problem (usually only a 2-4 mile problem)
  • A safe space with no violence or drama allowed

Want to learn more? Check out our FAQsIf this sounds like your kind of fun, then come out and join us for a hash!

Hash could be anywhere in the San Antonio, TX area. Details coming soon
For more information, contact us here.

Seriously, you must be at least 21 years old. If you’re not of age, don’t cry, you baby.  The hash was founded in 1938, it will still be around by the time you’re legal. 

***Don’t see updated hash information? Don’t panic, just check back Saturday morning.
Hashers and Half-minds are sometimes last minute!***


SAH3 Trail #1739

When: Sunday, November 11th

Time: 3:00PM meet, hares away at 3:30PM

Where: Amish Furnitre store
2141 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78213

Cost: $5

Hares: Just Elyse, Swallows a Batallion, (possibly Sofa King and Stumbledore)

Lies from the hares: cum one, cum all! Join us for a very moist 3-69mile trail. There will be shiggy. careful of the horny rocks, they’re hard and wet. There may be a dark hole or two so bring some probing lights.

It’s pavement after the beer check.

Bring socks, bug spray, fleshlights, shoes, a change of clothes, baby wipes, and warm thoughts.
And virgins…

On-After: 3 legged monkey
2313 NW Military Hwy
Unit 115
San Antonio, TX 78231

Special of the day:
$2.75 Modelo
$3.25 Jack
$3.25 Jim
$3.00 Fireball