Next Hash
G Welcome! You have found the official website for the San Antonio Hash House Harriers! What’s that mean? SAH3 is…
- 21-and-older only (if you’re not 21+, we will wait)
- A social drinking club
- With a running/walking problem (usually only a 2-4 mile problem)
- A safe space with no violence or drama allowed
Want to learn more? Check out our FAQs. If this sounds like your kind of fun, then come out and join us for a hash!
Hash could be anywhere in the San Antonio, TX area. Details coming soon
For more information, contact us here.
Seriously, you must be at least 21 years old. If you’re not of age, don’t cry, you baby. The hash was founded in 1938, it will still be around by the time you’re legal.
***Don’t see updated hash information? Don’t panic, just check back Saturday morning.
Hashers and Half-minds are sometimes last minute!***
_____________________________
What: SAH3#1743
Who: Just Elyse and OCD
When: Sunday, December 16th, 3:30pm
Where: 21022 Gathering Oak, San Antonio, TX 78260
Parking lot
Lies from the Harriettes:
Deck the halls in chalk and flour
Fa la la la la la la la la
Get ready for your halls to be decked… with another Holiday hash! Fair warning, those who have claus-trophobia should just stay home. It’s like Santa not going down a chimney. It won’t “soot” you. Just kidding there aren’t any dark ho-ho-holes you’ll fall into.
And those sappy enough to be Santa-mental over the season should pull out… those North polar-oids for those pictures. Come for the beer and stay to get Ebaneezer Scrooge drunk on Xmas spirits.
We’re not going to be s-elfish with our marks either. Turkey’s can enjoy a nice gift 3 mile stroll and eagles get a naughty 69 mile coal march.
Bring: $5, virgins, whistle, headlamp/fleshlights, merry attitude and gay apparel. On on!
