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    You have found the official website for the San Antonio Hash House Harriers! What’s that mean?  SAH3 is…
  • 21-and-older only (if you’re not 21+, we will wait)
  • A social drinking club
  • With a running/walking problem (usually only a 2-4 mile problem)
  • A safe space with no violence or drama allowed

Want to learn more? Check out our FAQsIf this sounds like your kind of fun, then come out and join us for a hash!

Hash could be anywhere in the San Antonio, TX area. Details coming soon
For more information, contact us here.

Seriously, you must be at least 21 years old. If you’re not of age, don’t cry, you baby.  The hash was founded in 1938, it will still be around by the time you’re legal. 

***Don’t see updated hash information? Don’t panic, just check back Saturday morning.
Hashers and Half-minds are sometimes last minute!***


***2017 12 Down Downs of Christmas***

HOLA Wankers…

It’s that time of year again, time for the most shot filled pub crawl in South Texas. The Anal 12 Down Downs of Christmas!!! It will be on 9 Dec 2017, an all evening affair starting at 4:00 pm with the first shot going in our bellies at 4:30!!!…

We will be starting this year at The Cobalt Club 2022 McCullough Ave, San Antonio, TX 78212.

Here’s what I need if you plan on going:

The cost is $25 (Shots ain’t free lol). You can pay Rabbit, Tiki or Myself at the event or pay on my PayPal link below. Anyone with questions please contact me 210-380-6671.

Where to park? In your garage, don’t drive!!! I’m Ubering it, do that or have someone drop you off!!!

The theme this year by popular demand is NORTH POLE, Santa and his sleigh, REINDEER with horns!!! (I just wanted to say horns!)…

Winter Hares: Captain Save-A-Ho and Who Shaved Roger Rabbit…Our little elf helpers: Te-Killya Tits and Groin Groper

For PayPal payment, send ” TO A FRIEND” at:

Robert Clifton


Captain Save-A-Ho, JM & RA
San Antonio Hash House Harriers