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You have found the official website for the San Antonio Hash House Harriers! What’s that mean?  SAH3 is…

  • 21-and-older only (if you’re not 21+, we will wait)
  • A social drinking club
  • With a running/walking problem (usually only a 2-4 mile problem)
  • A safe space with no violence or drama allowed

Want to learn more? Check out our FAQsIf this sounds like your kind of fun, then come out and join us for a hash!

We start our fall/winter hashing schedule on September 25th, anywhere in the San Antonio, TX area. Details coming soon
For more information, contact us here.

Seriously, you must be at least 21 years old. If you’re not of age, don’t cry, you baby.  The hash was founded in 1938, it will still be around by the time you’re legal. 


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Attention Super Heroes (and Villainous Miscreants)!
SATURDAY 21st of January we Hashers shall invade/ inhabit/ overtake/ defend the honor of local bars, pubs, and breweries.
The short:
SAH3 Super Hero Pub Crawl
21st January 2017,
3:30pm,
Dixie’s Bar and Patio 502 Embassy Oaks #128, San Antonio, TX 78216
Bring cash and ID
Wear a (caped) Super Hero/ Villain costume of your choice, if you want to.

The Long:
PREPARE! PREPARE! PREPARE! All of the below sentences mostly make sense.
It’s the (we’ll say) 15thish Anal Super Hero Hash!
Started in 2001 (when the weather was like now in the 80s) and running mostly continuously since with only breaks for the years it didn’t: how can YOU miss this one?!
WHEN: 21st of Saturday at 3:30PM ish…that’s when the serious drinking starts.

WHERE: Dixie’s Bar and Patio, to start. Join your troops at 502 Embassy Oaks #128, San Antonio, TX 78216

WHAT: Holy Trademark Infringing Costume Design, Die Fledermausmann! It’s the damn Super Hero/ Villain Pub Crawl CAN YOU NOT READ?! Oh, and if the weather is nice, there will be a “trail” for those who wish to get a bit of a Super Hero run in from bar to bar.
Also: bring money and ID, because we aren’t buying all your beers for you. You think we’re Bruce Wayne??

WHAT WHAT?: Well now you’re just being obstinate. Dress up as a Super Hero or Super Villian: credit and beer go to original concepts, but if you must you can cum as the Hulk, like Pukes of Hazzard did the third year when it cold, drizzly, and 36 degrees and we decided to just go the bar and drink; we were smart enough to know to already have an ID because we were fricking ADULTS!

WAIT, NOW, WHAT?!: Look, Dammit- if that’s your real name, and it is now- it’s a January Birthday Run. You want to do this, or not?? If you have a January Birthday…rather: if you were born in January… you are automagically a Hare. That doesn’t mean you have to DO anything, just show up.

SOOOOOO….HUH?: We’re going to run around Embassy Oaks to the various Beeriers there, disturb the people who get disturbed at people running about in costumes (CAPES! I WANT CAPES FLYING, YOU FOOLS!), and have some good laughs, make fun of our costumes, and beer (or not…whatever).

See you there!
On-On
Tite Boxx, et al. (who shall reveal his alternate identity soon)
(I said “reveal” not “expose”)