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* # 1648 Eyes Wide Slut# 1648 Eyes Wide Slut

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* # 1649 Fuck Fuck Breath# 1649 Fuck Fuck Breath

Time: 6:30 pm

When: 14 APR 17, hares away at 1830 hours or 6:30 for wankers Who: Fuck Fuck Breathe What: A to A hash, 3/5 shaggy score, ~3.25 miles with beer check Where: park next to CrossFit 925, 21020 Blanco Rd, 78260 Directions: From the Airport, take 281 N, 1604 W, then exit Blanco. Turn right onto Blanco and it's about 2 miles down on the right. Why: It's tax day eve, procrastinators! You cannot get a better 501c3 donation on your itemized deductions than $5 to the SAH3 half-minds. ( note: this will need to be claimed on 2017 taxes, not 2016; may cause rash, headache, nausea, or morning sickness) How: Good attitude, beer check, singing voices, sunscreen, whistle-check, and not many clothes On after: Cross Eyes Seagull
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* # 1650 Banana Nana Nana Who at# 1650 Banana Nana Nana Who at

Time: 6:30 pm

Banana Nana Nana Who ate it, Tummy Sticks What: Time to get your geek on as your nerdy hare, Tummy Sticks, brings you the San Antonio H3 "Big Bang" Hash # 1650 When: 6:30 PM Friday, 21 April 2017 Where: Monterrey Park is at 5909 West Commerce St, San Antonio 78237 D-erections: From Airport take 410 South/West to Military Drive West exit & make left- fork left on to W Commerce- Montery Park is a few miles down and on the left. Lies from the Hare: You'll marvel at how astro-physics and string theory are scientifically engineered into one super helix of a trail. And by helix I mean "shit show". If your IQ is high enough, you'll locate the C2-H5-OH check and quantum-navigate to the on-home in one piece. Trail is A squared Primed with Accipitridae and Meleagris options. Pry away from the comic book store and embibe the magic elixer that bestows the power to talk to women! Trail is Soft Doggy, Warm Doggy friendly with on-afters at the Cheesecake Factory. Bazinga
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* # 1651 Stiefel Tower# 1651 Stiefel Tower

Time: 6:30 pm

What: Jeff and Ryan's Unsupervised Trail # 1651 Hares: Steiffel Tower, Just Ryan, and PBPT When: 6:30 PM Friday, 28 April 2017 Hares off at 7:00 Cost: $5 Lies from the Hares: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, it does! Come join us as we pop Just Ryan's "Shit Show of a Trail" Cherry, Steiffel Style! Featuring hits like "Why is this wet?", "Last Minute Trail Changes!", "Kill it with Fire!", and "I'm Glad I Left Jesus at Home." Act now and you may even discover the True Meaning of Christmas along the way; it happens sometimes. Strongly recommend shiggy/long socks, bug spray, and grit! Trail is dog friendly but contains lots of shiggy and some neighborhoods! Suggested Pre-Lube is also dog friendly. Start: Bonnie Conner Park, 13300 Woller, SATX 78249 D-erections: From Airport take 410 West to I-10W/TX 87 North. Continue until UTSA Blvd and exit Left. Make a U-turn at the intersection to find Hausman Road on your right (after the dealership) and take Hausman approx 3miles to find Woller Rd on your left. Park entrance will be on your right after 500ft. Park in the lot, Start will be near Woller/Hausman intersection. You've gone too far if you hit Kyle Seale Pkwy so use your land navs if you get lost! IMPORTANT: Do not drink at start. Seriously, don't. Enjoy it at the pre-lube, find it on trail (multiple checks), and/or get it at Circle but don't drink at start. Suggested Pre-Lube: The Block 14530 Roadrunner Way On-After: TBD
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