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* # 1739# 1739
Time: 3:30 pm
SAH3 Trail #1739
When: Sunday, November 11th
Time: 3:00PM meet, hares away at 3:30PM
Where: Amish Furnitre store
2141 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78213
Cost: $5
Hares: Just Elyse, Swallows a Batallion, (possibly Sofa King and Stumbledore)
Lies from the hares: cum one, cum all! Join us for a very moist 3-69mile trail. There will be shiggy. careful of the horny rocks, they’re hard and wet. There may be a dark hole or two so bring some probing lights.
It’s pavement after the beer check.
Bring socks, bug spray, fleshlights, shoes, a change of clothes, baby wipes, and warm thoughts.
And virgins...
On-After: 3 legged monkey
2313 NW Military Hwy
Unit 115
San Antonio, TX 78231
Special of the day:
$2.75 Modelo
$3.25 Jack
$3.25 Jim
$3.00 Fireball
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* # 1740 Dr Spankenstein & Down # 1740 Dr Spankenstein & Down
Time: 3:30 pm
What: 11th Annual Spanksgiving Trail
When: SATURDAY 11/17/18 at 3pm, hares away at 330om
Where: 719 Vegas Rio, gate code 0719
Cost: $5
Hares: Doktor Spankenstein and Just Dieter
Words from the Hares: bring whistles, shiggy socks, flashlight and your singing voice.
Bring a towel, BYOB and a dish/snack to share for the pool party following circle. There will be a short Turkey trail and a long/hilly Eagle trail.
Please car pool or Uber/Lyft as parking is limited.
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* # 1741# 1741
Time: 3:30 pm
SAH3 Trail #1741
Run Your Turkey Off!
When: November 25, 2018
Time: 3:30, hare away at 4PM
Where: Dollar General parking lot
2701 S Presa St, San Antonio, TX
Cost: $5
Hare: House ShITter and Spotted Dick
Lies from the hares: If you're like me, you ate too much pie and gravy and butter this Thanksgiving. Well there's only one way to fix it...
run/walk three miles!
But don't worry if your Thanksgiving goal was to bolster your winter coat, there will be plenty of beer available to make sure you don't lose any of those hard earned pounds.
There will also be Wild Turkey bourbon, I guess just straight out of the bottle. Unless... hmmmm... maybe Wild Turkey pickle back jello sho...
Nah, just a bottle of Wild Turkey to pour down your gullet. Bring your own and pass it around too. We'll all just drink away the memories of hanging out with our families, so it'll be less awkward in 5 weeks when we get to do it all over again.
Bring: A thirst for booze & virgins!
On After: El Luchador
622 Roosevelt Ave
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