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* # 1738 OPEN # 1738 OPEN

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* # 1739# 1739

Time: 3:30 pm

SAH3 Trail #1739 When: Sunday, November 11th Time: 3:00PM meet, hares away at 3:30PM Where: Amish Furnitre store 2141 NW Loop 410 San Antonio, TX 78213 Cost: $5 Hares: Just Elyse, Swallows a Batallion, (possibly Sofa King and Stumbledore) Lies from the hares: cum one, cum all! Join us for a very moist 3-69mile trail. There will be shiggy. careful of the horny rocks, they’re hard and wet. There may be a dark hole or two so bring some probing lights. It’s pavement after the beer check. Bring socks, bug spray, fleshlights, shoes, a change of clothes, baby wipes, and warm thoughts. And virgins... On-After: 3 legged monkey 2313 NW Military Hwy Unit 115 San Antonio, TX 78231 Special of the day: $2.75 Modelo $3.25 Jack $3.25 Jim $3.00 Fireball

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* # 1740 Dr Spankenstein & Down # 1740 Dr Spankenstein & Down

Time: 3:30 pm

What: 11th Annual Spanksgiving Trail When: SATURDAY 11/17/18 at 3pm, hares away at 330om Where: 719 Vegas Rio, gate code 0719 Cost: $5 Hares: Doktor Spankenstein and Just Dieter Words from the Hares: bring whistles, shiggy socks, flashlight and your singing voice. Bring a towel, BYOB and a dish/snack to share for the pool party following circle. There will be a short Turkey trail and a long/hilly Eagle trail. Please car pool or Uber/Lyft as parking is limited.

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* # 1741# 1741

Time: 3:30 pm

SAH3 Trail #1741 Run Your Turkey Off! When: November 25, 2018 Time: 3:30, hare away at 4PM Where: Dollar General parking lot 2701 S Presa St, San Antonio, TX Cost: $5 Hare: House ShITter and Spotted Dick Lies from the hares: If you're like me, you ate too much pie and gravy and butter this Thanksgiving. Well there's only one way to fix it... run/walk three miles! But don't worry if your Thanksgiving goal was to bolster your winter coat, there will be plenty of beer available to make sure you don't lose any of those hard earned pounds. There will also be Wild Turkey bourbon, I guess just straight out of the bottle. Unless... hmmmm... maybe Wild Turkey pickle back jello sho... Nah, just a bottle of Wild Turkey to pour down your gullet. Bring your own and pass it around too. We'll all just drink away the memories of hanging out with our families, so it'll be less awkward in 5 weeks when we get to do it all over again. Bring: A thirst for booze & virgins! On After: El Luchador 622 Roosevelt Ave

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