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* # 1699 OPEN # 1699 OPEN

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* # 1700 Porno Rican# 1700 Porno Rican

Time: 3:30 pm

San Antonio H3 #1701 Over the river & through the woods to mother beer we go! We now have a trail! So read it well! Date: Sun., March 11th 2018 3:30, hares off at 4:00 Hares: Porno Rican & Frothy Butt Slut and in search of a third. No prelay live trail! Cost: $5.00 Start: San Antonio Zoo Park under 281 bridge parking lot between Alamo Stadium and the Zoo. refer to the pic, the blue dot. Words from the hares: It’s 3:30am G has spoken to me! Over the river and through the shiggy To mother we beer we go! The hares are away True trail leads the way Look at Porno go o! Flour is thrown It’s under the toes It’s time for the pack to go o! Over the river and through the woods Watch the pack take off I know the way The marks go this way On on we go o! Spring over the ground Like a hunting hound For its a hashing day hey! Porno knows the way to carry the pack To ice cold beer near! Over the river and through the woods Oh hear the whistle blows Some flour I find I think it’s this way This must be the way to go o! Hello are you!? Yes I’m on 2! Wait I found beer near! The circle is near I can taste the beer! It’s time to Down down down... -Porno Rican original *still tweaking it #choirpractice On after: Sams Burger Joint Sam's Burger Joint 330 E Grayson St, San Antonio, TX 78215 (210) 223-2830 https://goo.gl/maps/VsoNRnTPTt82
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* # 1701 Green Mess Tekillya Tit# 1701 Green Mess Tekillya Tit

What: SAH3# 1700 Green Mess Pub Crawl When: Saturday March 17 @ 3:30pm Where: Alibi's Bar and Spirits 1141 E. Commerce How much: Pay as you go Hares: Te-Killya Tits & Capt Save-a-Ho Words from the hares: It's St. Patrick's Day AND the SAH3 1700th Hash- A cause for an extra special green celebration! Wear green! Expect 6 bars, great prices, and booty shaking! Bar line up: 3:30 -4:30 Alibi's Pic at Tower Fountain 5-6 Bar America 6:30-7:30 The Reservoir 7:45-8:45 The Local Bar 8:45-9:45 The Texan II 9:45 on on Cowabungas 2nd bar has food. 3rd, 5th and 6th bars, food is right next door. (Don't know how veggie/vegan/glutard friendly they are) Pub Crawl etiquette: 1. Bring ID 2. Take Uber/Lyft 3. Cash is king. No tabs please! This slows down the lines. 4. Know what you want and take turns buying with friends. This speeds up the lines. 5. Obey traffic laws and bar rules. 6. Be awesome to each other! Reminder, No Means No!
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* # 1702 OPEN # 1702 OPEN

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* # 1703 Dr Spankenstein # 1703 Dr Spankenstein

Time: 6:30 pm

What: SAH3 Jamaican Me Crazy Trail When: Friday 3/30/18 at 630pm, Hares away at 645pm Where: 1525 Austin Highway by Express Lube parking lot Hares: Just Elda and Doktor Spankenstein Words from the hares: Expect a little bit of everything except for hills. Trail is 3.7 miles and you'll likely need a change of shoes/clothes as there may be some water on trail. Bring bug spray, flashlight, virgins and whistles. Theme is along the lines of Jamaican, Reggae, Rasta, Carribean, Pirate...Rasta Pirate? So cum out in whatever outfit you deem fit or talk like a pirate...Don't worry about a thing, mon. We are going to have some Reggae music and a limbo contest. Winners get tasty prizes. On-After: TBA
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