Doggie Daze 12 – FAQ
San Antonio Hash House Harriers proudly present the Dirty Dozen Doggie Daze camp out in Seguin, Tx. Aug 5-7. Event price is $69. You have until July 22 to sign up. Numbers have to be in for gimmees, food, beer and such. You are a hasher, you know the drill! All info is posted at http://www.sah3.com/events/
We’ve been getting a lot of questions regarding Doggie Daze, the obstacle course and such so here are some Q & A’s:
Q: About the obstacle course, how dirty will I get?
A: Dirtier than when your momma birthed ya. You’ll be in mud, water, flour, crawling, rolling, etc., so wear river shoes (running, Teva style, Vibram’s) and clothes you don’t care if you get stained. We will supply you with swim goggles so ya don’t get mud in your eyes.
Q: I can’t swim, can I do the obstacle course?
A: Yes! The water will only be ankle/waist/belly deep.
Q: I’m not competitive, should I do the obstacle course?
A: Of course you can do the course! Ya want a “dirty” patch don’t ya? This is all hasher friendly. The course is short but action packed and loads of dirty fun for all. There will be two heats. The first for the Turkey Trailers (slow joggers, walkers) and the second for the Eagles ( runners, FRB’s). This will allow for picture taking, people to hold on to dogs (must be on leash during course and course is not dog friendly), and to re-supply the course.
Q: Can I bring haberdashery from another kennel to sell?
A: Sure thing. Saturday during breakfast is a good time to set that up.
Q: Are there showers, toilets and power?
A: There is the river, porta potties and a few people are bringing generators. (People bringing generators need to be on the outskirts of the camp ground to keep the mind-numbing noise down for all of the other “trying to pass out” folks. Be smart! Share generators/extension cords to plug fans in and/or get a battery powered fan.
Q: Can I do my own BBQ?
A: Usually that would be a yes, but Guadalupe County has a burn ban AND a BBQ ban so please just bring cold fixins for your Friday meals.
Q: Will there be coffee?
A: Yes, but it takes about 45 minutes for 100 cups to brew so if you aren’t around for the first batch, bring another source of caffeine.
Q: I’m new to the Doggie Daze experience. What do I bring?
A: 1. Camping/tent stuff -pop up campers are welcome (No RV’s- they may not pass through low water crossing dip)
2. Flashlights/head lamps
3. Sunscreen/sunglasses/hat
4. River shoes
5. Ivy Block (just in case). Course and trails are treated but some people are very sensitive.
6. Swim suit/sarong/towel
7. Camp chair
8. Drinking vessel!!!!
9. WATER, WATER, WATER!!!!! OH YEAH, MORE WATER!!!
10. Tighty Whitey’s for “Tighty Whitey Friday Night” Theme party at the beach (Get creative!)
11. Jello shots, Yucca, tasty concoctions to share
12. Leash for dog, if bringing one.
13. A great freaking attitude and a bright, beer thirsty smile!!!
14. Camera (no posting nudity or taking pics at Nekkid trail! Thank you)
15. Ice/Electrolyte beverages
General info-
We have added some more silliness to this great weekend! Friday evening will be the “Tighty Whitey Friday” Beach Party. Decorate them, wear them on your head, get creative! Also, Atomic Semen will be having his Beer Triathlon on Saturday evening. Be sure to leave beer room!
SAH3 will be doing our very best to supply you with all that you need. Please read the entire event page on the website. If you don’t see something you need on there, then bring it! If you have special drink/food needs, then bring them! Please bring any medications, epi pens, stuff like that if you are allergic to Texas. The venue is not far from town, but is a distance to hospitals.
If you stay on the mowed/lit trails and don’t hug or lean on the trees you should remain ant and PI free.
Please clean up after yourselves and your dog. There will be a dumpster provided.
A schedule of events will be posted on the beer trailer so you know what to expect and when.
We plan on having more than enough food but please be on time for meal lines. If breakfast is over at 10 and you show at 11, then break out your emergency meat stick and wait for lunch 
We look forward to partying with you all!! Sign up now!
