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* # 1704 Porno Rican# 1704 Porno Rican

Time: 6:30 pm

Speakeasy Hash When: Friday 4/6 @ 6:30pm Where: Walgreens 11707 Huebner Rd, 78230 San Antonio, TX (just in case you don't know the city and state you're hashing in) Hares: Porno Rican & Frothy Butt Slut Theme: Once upon a time some idiot thought alcohol was a bad thing and the country went dry with the Volstead Act. This led to bootleggers, rum runners, Al Capone, and speakeasies trying to keep the party going. These were often behind pharmacies and candy shops. So in 1933 something significant happened. The 18th Amendment was repealed with the 21st. Which is why you have to be 21 to drink not 18. (unlike marriage) That being said... April 6th marks New Beers Eve the day before the US became wet again. Any clothing circa 1918-1933 would be appropriate... Or beerwear! Words from the hares: Trail will be long and hard just as we remember those before us who didn't have the freedom of our holiest of holy nectar. The days of the depression. Fear not though for your hares will lead you on the trail to salvation and through the shiggy wilderness of oppression to answer the question you all will have this Friday. Where's the Beer!? On after: Pornos Palace of Debauchery aka Pornos childlike man cave aka Porno Rican Raunch Resort aka Porno Rican's home for wayward girls aka Porno Rican sugar daddy sanctum *(always accepting applications) 11619 Elm Ridge Rd, San Antonio, Tx 78230 Pool will be open! (Porno actually used to be a lifeguard/ scuba diver, but no guarantees on him jumping in to save your life unless a harriette needs mouth to mouth) inflatable devices will be provided. Dress accordingly πŸ™‚ When you come through my gate PLEASE don't say you're going to Porno's House!! My reputation with the security gate is already questionable. Name and address is all you need. Thank you! On-On

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* # 1705 Just Danielle and 2Good# 1705 Just Danielle and 2Good

Time: 6:30 pm

What: SAH3 # 1705 (Pre-game Fiesta Hash) When: Friday 4/13/18 @ 6:30pm Where: 12125 Alamo Ranch Pkwy, 78253 (HEB Parking lot) Hares: Just Danielle and 2Good2Swollow Words from the hares: Bring bug spray, flashlight, virgins, whistles and $5 hash cash. Be prepared for some shig and thorns. You might need a change of shoes and socks afterwards. Theme is along the lines of Fiesta and Cinco de Mayo. Be creative with your wear. On-After: Deol II 11804 Culebra Rd, San Antonio, TX 78253 *Not dog friendly, but has food. They even have gluten friendly options. (Food is made fresh so it’s not super fast.

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* # 1706 Poobaca# 1706 Poobaca

Time: 6:30 pm

What: SAH3 # 1706 When: Friday 4/20/18 @ 6:30pm Where: McAllister Park Practice Field (close to 13102 Jones Maltsberger) Hare: Poobacca Theme: Super Troopers Words from the hares: Bring bug spray, flashlight, virgins, whistles, and $5 hash cash. Johnny Chimpo has been sighted in the area, and this time he's smuggling beer. So get your mustaches and aviators as we brave trail to find the beer, I mean evidence. On-After: Bushwood 13800 Jones Maltsberger Rd

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* # 1707 OPEN # 1707 OPEN

Time: 6:30 pm


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